Harpy and me
>A red colored harpy was sleeping in a bed
>She had a weird dream
>She was dreaming of a wedding, her wedding and her bride was her hubby
>Anon as she liked to call him
>And right before the yes I do part, she woke up
>She was crying
>She cleaned her face some time later
>Then she did her morning routine
>You know, brushing your teeth **with your feet**, eating breakfast and browsing /human/
>There was standart stuff
>Baphos getting gets
>Kikis giving some advice on how to properly cook with some shogs shitposting
>After that she went to work
>While she went to work a message came to her on her mobile phone
>Go and meet me at Alexandria's in a "pub"
>She thought that it was some sort of scummy HMS scam **harpy message system**
>But when she thought about it, she might as well try it
>When she came to the and went inside, she was in a forest?
>A very thick forest, so much that she couldn't see sky
>As she walked on forest floor somewhere, where she could find where she is
>She sensed a wierd feeling that made her lost control over her body
>She went flying and nearly hit a tree
>When she could try to control herself for a bit and land on tree, she saw him
>It was the Anon from her dream!
>He was sitting on a bench
>She went for it
>Without waiting she grabbed him flew away
>She could hear him screeming as she flew away
>"What the fuck just happened? Why was I taken by a an bird?!"
<"I'm no bird, dummy! I'm a harpy!"
>He looked up and could see her panties
>Before she could realise, he blacked out
>But that didn't bother her
>When she found a comfy unoccupied nest
>She thrown him on the nest
>And she went his little meat rod
>While she was unziping his pants, he got up
>He tryed to get away from her
>She grasped him
<"It's a big fall from here"
>"Oh god I don't wanna to get my virginity get away like this"
<"But I want"
>"I wanted to get raped by an centaur!"
>The "meat rod" punched through her and into her uterus
>She went up
<"How does it fell inside me Anon?"
>"My name is actually A...."
>She went for a kiss
>He hugged her back
<"Will you take responsibility?"
>"Well if there isn't anything to do then Ye-"
>She sped up
>"I'm gonna co-"
>She kissed him again
<"Well then do it."
>He came into her
>It continued to the next day?
>It was a hot summer
>Small chicks were running around a yard on top of the "tree house" **well more of house and tree house combined**
>A pregnant harpy got out of the house with a boy behind and hugging her legs
<"Charlie! Daisy! The dinner is ready!"
>As the two harpy chicks ran into the house, the pregnant harpy asked her husband
<"Can't you bellieve it? It's nearly five years since we met."
>"Yeah the time goes really fast."
>She kissed him
<"I always loved you Anon"
>"Me too Angelica"
>And they lived happily forever.